Some Spinsty Dating Advicte

more tips here from dating diva daily

So sorry I skipped on the dating guide, but I was practcilly covered in edible gLiTteR and FrOsTiNg all week long making the most precioust Valentines cake pops for everyone!!! Hope your V-Day was still super special!!! <3

Basiclly thoguh, what it would have said, is if you live in student apartments, then get really gussied up (that means do your eyebrows, tease taht hair, some super shiny lipgloss, a way cute modest outfit, but not chico's modest) and walk back and forth to the mailbox at least 5 different times. First, go with lots of pretend letters and put them in your box. Then, every 35 mins or so, go and take a letter out, that way it won't be obvious you are checking a empty box.

Their should be two, maybe three super hot guys on their balconies playing guitar at diffrnt times during the day, so if you make eye contact with one of them, maybe make a little wave, they *should* wave you over. If they don't the first time, then go and put something in your car, take it out, go knock on someones door or walk to the office, go walk to the laundry room to "see if your roomie was in there" anything that gets you in his line of site a few times. If they are totally lame and don't say anything, just go up to them say, "I'm looking for a roomie, she's big, brown hair.... have you seen her?" If the convo goes stale, ask them abut their guitar, how you've ALWAYS wanted to learn, can he show you something...

If you see someone weird, just pull out your phone and start textng... avoid looking at them at ALL COTS!

These same rules pretty much apply if you are at the mall, a book store, a resturaunt, church.... just be super cute, giggle a lot, and mention that you can cook a mean steak (even if you can't, you better go home and practice!)

The more they get exposed to your sweet self, the more they want you! Hopefully, youll be able to snag someone way cute (and spirtual) rilly soon!

valentime's garland tutorial

*don't click on the undecorated tapeworm if you hate sciency grossnes*

 I rilly rilly rilly wanted to thro a Valentime's Bash, where all of us hot girls squeeze into our vintage prom dresses and the guys dress up all James Bond. We'd drink pink sherbert + moutain dew floats in champange glasses and I'd get to decorate all awesome.

Not only would it be so fun, but it would give us a chance to be wholesomely immodest since it's just costuming from our younger days, like how when I wear my cheerleader uniform for halloween n all.

But, my dear sweet hubs actually said, "Not this year, babe".

So, I said, "That's okay hun, still love you bunches!" 

THEN, I got out that jarred tapeworm he sent me from his mission in Brazil, and with my hands all bedecked in my super cute Target/Liberty of London floral print gloves, I bedazzled that tapeworm with cricut cut hearts and those v-day quote candy hearts and mini craft roses, and draped it all cute garland-like it acrost his pillow.

Take that, sugar muffin, and no nuzzlin for you tonite! I'm so gon to act all innocent and sweet today, so he'll be extra surprised! So, that my spinster and divorced friends, will help you realize that being single is only *sometimes* awesome. But so you wont be totally lame, I'll give you a 'Get a date by Valentime's Day Guide' soon!

xoxo!
ASH